Synopsis Lance Walker, former Chief Statistician, Pork is 85 today! After sneezing on his birthday cake, he lies in bed surrounded by piggy banks and treasured pig collection. The doctor’s diagnosis? SWINE FLU! The family, quarantined with facemasks, speculate about his will, and stare at the infected pig cake.
Granddaughter Jamie sits with her beloved grandfather, enjoying the toy pigs but inadvertently alerting him to the family discussion.
Finally food arrives: “Where the bloody hell are you, mate?” is yelled through a slot in the door. The pizza is hauled up over the balcony.
The greedy sisters search for the will, even under their father’s mattress. When Jamie brings granddad his tea, he gives her a most precious gift, a golden pig.
The family gather round granddad, only to be chastised over their greed. He announces the inheritance is gone – Jamie got most valuable pig in the world.
“Lucky pig!” |